Oh…. FORBES…. I am so disappointed in you……..
First night babysitting. Don’t worry, I didn’t squish her too much.
OMG YES. I so do. I don’t know if I can swing weekday shows anymore though. I’m old :( Where/when/how much?
(Source: amerciaiswithmitt)
This is amazing & it makes me love this band even more than I did before.
Coworker: heyyyy! u want an egg mcmuffin?
i only licked half of it
Me: No thank you, I am good
Coworker: whatever
pound sand
Me: Heyyy come on now. It’s FRIDAY.
You are supposed to be HAPPY. No sass
Coworker: im in a pissy mood
Me: I’m sorry. That is no good.
Coworker: im gonna punch babies and kick puppies today
ur safe cuz u r neither of those
Clearly they do not know or understand that shouting “O!” during the national anthem is a Maryland thing, not necessarily an Orioles thing. It’s not meant to be disrespectful to the song, it’s an homage to the “weird” “accents” we’ve been told we have. Dummies.
I know my birthday isn’t for a few months, but THESE ARE SO COOL. Want.