My name is whitknee & this is stuff I like.

 

First night babysitting. Don’t worry, I didn’t squish her too much.

First night babysitting. Don’t worry, I didn’t squish her too much.

OMG YES. I so do. I don’t know if I can swing weekday shows anymore though. I’m old :( Where/when/how much?

OMG YES. I so do. I don’t know if I can swing weekday shows anymore though. I’m old :( Where/when/how much?

Against Me's Tom Gabel Makes Debut as Laura Jane Grace in San Diego

This is amazing & it makes me love this band even more than I did before.

Coworker: heyyyy! u want an egg mcmuffin?
i only licked half of it

Me: No thank you, I am good

Coworker: whatever
pound sand

Me: Heyyy come on now. It’s FRIDAY. 
You are supposed to be HAPPY. No sass

Coworker: im in a pissy mood

Me: I’m sorry. That is no good.

Coworker: im gonna punch babies and kick puppies today
ur safe cuz u r neither of those

O Say Does that...

Clearly they do not know or understand that shouting “O!” during the national anthem is a Maryland thing, not necessarily an Orioles thing. It’s not meant to be disrespectful to the song, it’s an homage to the “weird” “accents” we’ve been told we have. Dummies.

I  know my birthday isn’t for a few months, but THESE ARE SO COOL. Want.

I  know my birthday isn’t for a few months, but THESE ARE SO COOL. Want.